Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Soul Bowl on Judgement Day

The Soul Bowl On Judgment Day

(to the tune of Gilligan's Island)

Em
Oh, the game was played on Sunday
G
In Heaven’s own back yard,
Em
With Jesus playing quarterback
G B7
And Moses, blocking guard.
Em
Eleven of the Apostles
Lined up to kick the ball
Only Judas the vile traitor
Played at Sat’n’s awful call.

G Em
Hosanah! Maranatha!
C Am Em
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Halleloo!

Em G
Oh Mathew Mark and Luke and John,
G B7
They are our Fearsome Four,
Em
They make up our defensive line
G B7
So Beelzebub can’t score.
Em
Backed up by the seven Archangels
G B7
Playing on our Master’s team
C
Combating all sin and evil
Am Em
That are the Devil’s scheme.


G Em
Hosanah! Maranatha!
C Am Em
Hallelujah! Halleluja! Halleloo!

Em G
Oh Lucifer he plays dirty
And Lucifer he plays hard
Em
Faster than a bullet
G B7
Like light’nin’ greased with lard.
Em
Using all the dirty tricks that

Only he would know
Em
Coveting our immortal souls
G B7
For his fire down below.


G Em
Hosanah! Maranatha!
C Am Em
Hallelujah! Halleloo!


Em
Here is Peter, rock and center,
G
Of our offensive line,
Em
And Paul’s our mighty fullback
G B7
Knocking them on their b’hind
Em
Mephisto and the fallen angels

Pitif’lly did they weap,
Em
When our dear Lord outwitted them
G B7
And call’d a right flank sweep.


G Em
Hosanah! Maranatha!
C Am Em
Hallelujah! Halleloo!






Our savior’s mother Mary
Led cheering in the stands
And lovely Mary Magdalene
Was the leader of the bands
And the angels in the bleachers,
My God, how they did yell,
When Jesus scored a touchdown
Against those boys from Hell.


Hosanah! Maranatha!
C Am Em
Hallelujah! Halleloo

Then Jesus led the team in pray’r
Which added to his fame
“Our Father who art in Heaven
Oh hallowed be Thy name.
I am the truth, I am the light,
I am the only way,
If you want to win the bowl game
That’s played on Judgment Day.”

G Em
Hosanah! Maranatha!
C Am Em
Hallelujah! Halleloo!


h/t Dad

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